Johnny Murdoc

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT (NOW WITH MORE COCK!)

I think I may have found my new favorite safer-sex website: FUK!T is the work of “members of the Washington DC GLBT community and is supported by private donations and The Metro DC GLBT Center.” Primarily, FUK!T is concerned with spreading both condoms and information to the people of the Washington DC area, but their website is a well-rounded destination with useful information about safer sex practices, STD prevention, and sex and relationship advice, and it provides all of this information with a healthy dose of sexually graphic imagery. (That got your attention, right?)

1) Make sure you plan ahead. The time to think about safer sex isn’t after you’ve had a few drinks! If you think there’s even a remote possibility of f*cking, have a condom and lube with you. Have it in your big head AND your little head that you’re going to put on a condom before you f*ck.

F*cking in real life isn’t like it is in a porn video. Remember those guys are pros and there’s a lot of preparation that goes on off camera before the f*cking starts. Make sure you have plenty of condom safe lube on hand and extra condoms before you start–the pros always do.

Before you tie the knot–or even officially become “boyfriends” and decide to be monogamous–make sure you and your partner are on the same page when it comes to monogamy and understand what exactly you both believe it means to be monogamous.

Giving your partner an amazing hand job can be really hot! Just remember if you’re jerking off with others, once you start “lending a hand” to each other, you do risk catching an STD if your partner has one. If you’re jerking someone else off, wash your hands before touching your own dick, mouth or eyes if you get and fluids from your partner on your hands.

Knowing the basics of how your equipment works will help you keep it in good working order. Take care of it, and it will take care of you! Cocks come in all shapes, colors and sizes–circumcised (cut)and uncircumcised (uncut), growers and showers. Some people are “blessed” with bigger or prettier ones, but in spite of what you see in porn, the majority are average in size and appearance. You can spend your life obsessing and worrying about what your dick looks like, or you can spend your time enjoying what you were born with! Remember, cumming feels just as good whether you are 3 inches or 8 inches!

FUK!T also has information on men’s health, abstinence, marriage and monogamy, as well as links to further resources you can check out. It’s worth your time to check out their stuff; even if you know what you’re doing, it never hurts to have a refresher.

(all images and italicized text taken directly from FUK!T)

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