Johnny Murdoc

I’m sitting outside on the porch. It’s 68 degrees, Fahrenheit. The high today is only 71. It’s weird to wake up to a day that has pretty much already settled in.

Bad weather means I don’t have to go outside, I don’t have to take advantage of every single minute of my life and live as fully as possible. I’ve always been better at sitting back and contemplating. Nostalgia is my favorite emotion. -Natty Soltesz

I read this yesterday and it made my heart soar. Soltesz nailed something about me that I hadn’t really considered, but I related to it instantly.

In a conversation with someone the other day, I wrote, “I’m prone to… romanticizing the more rural part of my existence. It always kicks in this time of year when the weather starts to cool down and I find myself falling back into a rural Gothic mindset and crave Stephen King novels. It doesn’t help that, today, I’m working out of my old community college, about ten minutes from where I grew up. Think more ‘rural Missouri’ than St. Louis. Think ‘Meth Capitol of the World.’”

I think that it’s my Pavlovian response to fall, that the end of summer will always reconnect me to “the new school year,” whatever that may be. I’m only thirty; new school years weren’t all that long ago. Fall reminds me of my childhood, and my childhood reminds me of home. I love summer, I love being able to strip out of (most of) my clothes and step outside, I love being able to bike in the park, I love being able to sit out on my porch and drink a beer. When I was in my early 20′s, the onset of Fall always meant the impending arrival of Winter, with our life-stopping snow and ice storms. I hate driving in the snow.

Now I enjoy Fall for what it is: a relief. Late summers in Missouri can be toxic. This year, we went through the same stifling heatwave that most of the country did and going outside could be downright oppressing. Fall means the end of that. Fall means sweaters and, yes, Stephen King novels.

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I’ve been posting a lot of jack off videos lately. I don’t know why. I think I’m just perpetually horny right now.

MrDopeDick1:

I got up early in the morning, and had to take care of my morning wood.

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I never got around to writing the “meat” of this post. Instead, here’s two jerk-off videos, and a promise that tomorrow I’ll have a real blog post. Earlier, Natty Soltesz posted something in his blog that rang true to me in a way that caught me off guard, but I want to wait until I can actually write about it before I quote him.

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Originally, I was just going to post one video today, but I spent most of the day horny and indecisive:

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So, that ebook I mentioned being ready this week?

What I meant was, I will have a new ebook next week. On Tuesday.

Here’s a tease of the cover:

…and here’s an entirely unrelated video of a dude jerking off:

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WerewolfRedx:

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Good night.

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I’m spending my morning working on a new ebook and a new mailing list. I’m pretty excited about the ebook. Each of the stories in it were originally published in an anthology or magazine. I don’t value my “published” work over my “unpublished” work, because those are largely arbitrary designations considering the state of gay erotica publishing, but I do know that these four stories are really damn strong. It will be nice to have the four of them collected and helping me make more money on them.

The mailing list will be solely for announcing new ebooks, stories and essays, deals on ebooks, etc… You can sign up in the right hand column of this site, or right here:

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I promise not to span you or abuse your email addresses for nefarious purposes. If you’d signed up on my previous list, you’ll be included. Also, if you’ve provided your email to me when purchasing books, you’ll be added. Don’t worry. You can always remove yourself later.

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Writer Chuck Wendig (whose blog I don’t read but I probably should because people I follow are constantly linking to great posts and essays he writes, like this one on 25 Things You Should Know About Self-Publishing) is releasing a new ebook, and he has a handful of awesome desktop images to help him promote the book, like the following one:

You can access the full-size options at his website by clicking the image above.

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I almost feel bad for writing this next bit, as it feels a bit like picking on one of my favorite writers. And don’t get me wrong, Stephen King is one of my favorite writers. However, his new ebook, Mile 81, has some really fucking terrible writing in it. While the story has some genuinely creepy moments in it, and I’m not opposed to the basic concept of King writing about another haunted car (because, honestly, From a Buick 8 is one of my favorite King books, as is Christine), it has a handful of things that just rip you right out of the story. Namely, a scene featuring a state trooper who is playing on his iPad while sitting on the side of the road:

“He was playing a Scrabble-like game called Words with Friends, his Internet connection provided by AT&T.”

Are you fucking kidding me? Product placement in the middle of a story? I was suspicious of King’s inclusion of Bing in a previous novella, but calling out AT&T as an Internet provider has no place in the story. Even if King receives no compensation for dropping these mentions (and I can certainly understand occasional references to branded objects), noting the ISP that the trooper is using is just bad writing.

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And now, a video of a young, fit guy stretching in the nude:
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More than once, the makers of the upcoming Spider-man film have noted the work that went into obscuring Andrew Garfield’s junk while he’s in costume. It’s a weird publicity play where they want to note that Garfield has a big dick, but that you won’t be seeing it in his costume. It would appear that the makers of the new Superman film, starring Henry Cavill, are not going to such great lengths to deny that Superman has a substantial bulge.

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Sunday, my partner and I are going kayaking. We tried to arrange to go with friends but it looks like we’re going alone and I’m kind of happy about it. As much as we go floating, we’ve yet to do it as just the two of us, and I think that winding our way down a river—one that we’ve never floated on—could be a lovely day. I am happy to have all of the people in my life that I do but I think that I need to spend more time alone with him.

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And, because I promised more videos of the hot guy from the other day, I provide you with yet another of him jerking off below the cut. This time, wearing cute Darth Vader underwear:

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Woof.

Apparently, there’s this show called Wilfred about a guy who sees a dog as a man in a dog suit. The show looks intriguing. More importantly, the promo image nearly gave me wood. (And that’s not a pun.)

You can see the entire image much bigger at the show’s website.

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Via YVY Mag:

Tom Sanfield by photographer Joe Lally. Somehow, the Coke Zero makes the picture hotter.

I want to bury my face in his pubic hair.

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Warning: there is video of a guy jerking off below the cut:

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If there could please be a naked hippie granola boy band playing in the river during my upcoming floating trip, I would be the happiest man in the world.

If you can make that happen, please let me know.

(via Dudetube.)

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Today we conquered(?) the Riverfront Trail. While we initially planned on only doing the 10-mile stretch on the Missouri side of the river, we ended up crossing over a small river island and riding briefly through Illinois, mostly in search of a place that sold cold refreshments and vegan-friendly edibles. All in all, we did a little more than twenty-five miles. The longest I’d ever previously ridden my bike was for six miles. So, yeah, this felt like a major achievement. Nearly a right-of-passage kind of accomplishment and I have the sunburn and sore ass to prove it.

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Before we went off to ride bikes, though, I had the very pleasant surprise of finding that Sarah, over at the Rain on the Roof blog, had given some very nice reviews to my work.

“Tight Ends: An Erotic Gay Football Anthology was an entertaining read. The title pretty much had me at football and with visions of hairy chests and tight behinds! I liked that most of the authors had an unabashed approach to writing sexual encounters (some were rather lovely and grubby) and that there appeared to be plenty of feeling between the characters. The best ones were: Game Face by Gregory L. Norris, about roommates who take their relationship to the next level. Rough Sports by Johnny Murdoc was a sublime story set in a locker room, exploring a super grubby fantasy. omnomnom. Group Grunt by T. Hitman, was full of hairy, beary muscled goodness. The Not-at-all Offensive Guard by Clancy Natch had beautifully built tension and another locker room encounter. Oh, Number 42 by Ryan Field’s piece is set in the 60′s and is the tale of a college professor and his jones for a football playing office assistant. Is good. Get it here at ARe or at Fictionwise.

I enjoyed Johnny Murdoc’s story so much, I brought his two zines Blowjob 1 and 2. I really like his writing and these two are not to be missed. Sexy, hot and dirty. Get them here via his website. Check out his essays too, well worth reading, he’s a smarty.“

(Emphasis mine.)

Thank you, Sarah!

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It’s not every day that you come across a well-made video on XTube. User Brandon8, though, has done just that. In fact, he’s made four. I’m betting it has something to do with the fact that he used a real video camera, rather than a webcam or a phonecam. On top of that, it feels like he actually considered lighting.

It’s amazing what depth of field can do to make something quality:

http://cdns.xtube.com/u/e5/embed/scenes_player.swf?xv=1

http://cdns.xtube.com/u/e5/embed/scenes_player.swf?xv=1

(via Dudetube)

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Feeling dirty this morning? This guy hits all the right marks:

http://cdn01.xtube.com/e5/embed/scenes_player.swf?xv=1

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http://cdn31.xtube.com/e13/player_embed_v5.swf

This dude reminds of me of Victor, the character played by Kip Pardue in The Rules of Attraction. Even the quality of the video mirrors the travel video sequence within the film. Thank you, man, for posting this video.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVaSCBzTCIE]

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